Tuesday, June 13, 2006

My husband sent me this...

And if you're wondering, he's a Scot!

40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.

People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.

People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.

People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.

People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.

People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.

People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.

Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.

People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.

-297 degrees - Microbiotic life starts to grind to a halt.

Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.

People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.

Scottish people support England in the World Cup


Blogger MarkD60 said...

Ha ha! I've been watching the world cup! I set up a TV at work!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:07:00 pm  
Blogger Anduin said...

Funny! I'm from California and anything below 40 degrees really is too cold.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:19:00 pm  
Blogger Sam said...

Good one!

Thursday, June 15, 2006 5:02:00 pm  

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