How lucky am I?

Today the weather is good, and though we had lots of running around this morning, we found the time to enjoy a short walk this afternoon.

Despite the fact that the sunshine cheers me immensely, that’s not the reason I’m lucky.

But now I think about it, I have no idea why I'm so lucky, after all what's lucky about having a bird pooh on you? But it’s what’s said. And I should know, as it’s such a frequent occurrence in my life, that when most people feel a slight touch on their heads and assume a leaf might have grazed them, I know instantly that a bird has pooped on me.

Often the people with me will tell me how lucky I am, once they've managed to straighten up from thier laughter. And like I'm really going to believe they're envious.

Better go, I now have to wash my hair tonight.