I’m so relaxed all I can do is waffle.

I haven’t been this relaxed since… I can’t remember.

And I don’t want it to stop.

But as I know it will when school starts, I’m not as relaxed as I could be. And it’s half-way through the BH’s holiday, which is also a worry as I quite like having him about (I can’t say totally ‘cause I get no privacy, and I like a little).

It’s a shame he’s such a good husband and doesn’t provide me with bitching posts, as those blogs are so fun. I could tell you what a wonderful husband he is, but everyone does that and if he found this blog, his head’d get too big.

So back to me. I’m relaxed. AND that's after I drove this morning. AND it was because I had to drop my No.1 son’s friend off after a sleepover AT OUR HOUSE. How amazing is that? I’m amazed.

So are the children. And they’ve helped! Every time one of them whacks/ laughs at/ teases/ screams at another, I simply ask if they like new improved mommy or shall I become a raving lunatic (again)? They know I mean it, they’ve seen it

But I don’t have the kids this afternoon (I know you can tell because I’m here. And relaxed.) so maybe that’s helping. The kids have gone to the Maze with the grandparents. With any luck they’ll get lost.

But back to me. I emailed Hoss yesterday and he suggested sharing some history about my island. And as Doug asked about the castle the other day, I’m thinking it might be fun.

But I’m too damn lazy relaxed. So I’m borrowing an idea of Hoss’s (hope you don’t mind) and will feature fact snippets at the end of my posts to bore you senseless entertain you each day.

And talking of blog things (I know I wasn’t really, but my mind wanders) how do you know which words make people come to your site? I do know that the counter site can tell you if you pay them money each month, but as I don’t want to I googled to see if there’s any way to tell for free.

I didn’t find anything to do with that, but I found a blogshare game instead.

They trade blog shares. They assess blog worth by the number of blogs linking to a site, and each of those blogs has a worth and that affects the originals worth. I think, or something like that.

Then I found me. THEY ASSESSED ME! My site has a blog share value of B$2,697.61. I feel like I had a test and no one said! They assessed you too, by the way.

I'm not sure I like people watching how many links I have so they can win a game. And I don't think anyone's bought any of my shares. I'm depressed (but still relaxed!). The only thing that cheered me up was that when I link someone from my blog, I’m worth B$254.33 to them.

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And now that you've read down this far, is it me or do the weather girl's boobs look huge in that dress?