Saturday, December 31, 2005

How to wind me up…

1. Give my TV reception a snow effect.

2. Have the phone line die on New Years Eve, so that we can go without calls till at LEAST Tuesday.

3. Torment me by leaving broadband supposedly untouched, but then force me to reconnect every f*cking time I try to load a page.


Oh yeah, have a Happy New Year!

11 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

I'm still without a downstairs toilet, and an upstairs sink, and no prospect of getting a plumber for several more days.

Oh, and I've got a stinking cold too.

Happy new year to you.

Saturday, December 31, 2005 5:06:00 pm  
Blogger Southern Sweetheart said...

hehe... Have a healthy and happy New Year my friend!

Saturday, December 31, 2005 5:49:00 pm  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Did you know that f*cking is the same as fu*king? And that both can be substituted by "darn"? And that you can substitute "darn" with "fucking"?

I got this map and I can't find St. Helier. Are you north, south, east or west?

Oh: Keep smiling.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 1:46:00 am  
Blogger Lois Lane said...

What a crappy start. Here's to hoping the new year doesn't have anymore wind up pitches thrown your way. :)
Happy New Year!
Lois Lane

Sunday, January 01, 2006 3:04:00 am  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Happy New Year, Debi. I would have said so earlier, but Netscape fixed it so I couldn't leave comments. Now I'm using Firefox, and all is right with the world. All the best to you, your hubs, and all your little chickies.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 5:38:00 am  
Blogger Daisy Mae said...

I wouldn't have the patience to deal with a broadband connection that kept dropping. I am in horror just thinking about it. Ugh. I hope the new year is better for you.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 4:28:00 pm  
Blogger Me said...

A few days ago my broadband dropped twice, and I felt this cold chill run dow my spine. I sympathize with you.

I hope that you and your family have a great new year.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 9:46:00 pm  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I was reading in one of my Jersey books yesterday and found a map. But I couldn't find St. Helier. So your city does not exist. I hate to be the one bringing you this information, on top of all your other problems.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 9:50:00 pm  
Blogger poopie said...

My phone hasn't rung all day..heavenly ;)

Sunday, January 01, 2006 11:23:00 pm  
Blogger Dave said...

I trust I've now dug myself out of the hole you kindly pointed out to me a couple of days ago.

Monday, January 02, 2006 9:46:00 am  
Blogger MarkD60 said...

Here's to wishing you and your family health happiness and prosperity this new year and always!!
Don't get too wound up!

Monday, January 02, 2006 1:06:00 pm  

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